Poetic Afflatus - 3

If the IPL list you do scan,

At the bottom are the Chargers, Deccan

Of the IPL story this is the gist,

Not much hope, except a kahani mein twist!

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There was a man called Obama,

Who announced a death without comma,

Questions of legality

Sovereignty and sanity,

Were forgotten amidst the drama

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There was a man called Osama,
His death caused so much drama,
That Will's shy kisses,
To his dear new missus,
Were forgotten, as was Alabama

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The atheist strongly insisted,
On his views that were consisted,
Of much disbelief,
In the church's brief,
That god in heaven existed

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There was a man called Agnostic,
His views they were quite drastic,
Of God skeptical,
To miracles, inimical,
He remained unchanged, inelastic

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Called Big Feet there was a girl,
Her hair, it used to curl,
Of her own motion,

She used a lotion,

And her hair, it began to unfurl!